Sunday, September 30, 2007

:X WILL SOMEONE PLEEEZ TELL ORKUT DAT ...


:X WILL SOMEONE PLEEEZ TELL ORKUT DAT ...



I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT 'MY "WIFE" N I WILL BE "HAPPY" TOGETHER', ONE MORE TIME :X!! ...
So much 4 these farji "Today's fortunes" :(

*on a silence retreat*
Arps,
I've spoken far too much ...
and far too long...
let me make amends before it's too late.
The Bulletin Board :
http://straight4mthehorsesmouth.blogspot.com/

[Orkut had shown me the following today's Fortune five times already:
"You are your wife will be very happy in life together."
I mean huh?...sorry??
... n it had already gotten on my nerves.. this day...it showed me the same thing for the SIXTH time, to my horror and disbelief! .... that was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back..
As for the display pic- I made it myself..to capture one of my all time favourite quotes now :D]

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

'Dear Arpita ..my homework's done!!'

[this was the abt me that pronounced the creation of this blog. My display name, which was initially "dear Arpita...my homework's done!!" somehow embarassed Arps enuff to request me to take it off ..."pretty please", she begged :P --n then i swtiched at once to that BLANK again "___________." ..dunno why ppl blew it outta proportion tho... there was no great story behind it ..
but now she comes back home n logs into Orkut LEGALLY :P ..n tells me this ..

"Arp!ta:

oye... u can put in a name now...
the "dear arp" was better than this blank!! " ... prompting me to update my About Me again..
thy wish is my command Ma'am :)
btw, thx a lot shilpi .. i looooooouuuv you ... now i can rest assured that my blog is being read by someone other than THE ONE who made me create it n then took offence at being named in public *folds arms * hehe...jk arps..or maybe not..who knows... aaaaahh..did u just roll ur eyes ...'shut up shruti' ??
anyhow... this pic of course is that of our Kindergarten area- the playground at RKK...n was taken during my last visit home :D...
errr, as for the reference to Ritu (i know for a fact that she hasnt been reading the blog ... :D
she was acting silly one day n kept calling me a "Mooooooooooots".. just coz i didnt tell her what "homework from aprs" i was upto... n said that shed let me know whatever Mooooooooots meant (HEH....AS IF:P ) whenever she wud be told abt this Homework!!... ]



*Drumroll*
Dear Arpita ,
Finally... I DID IT!!
the blog that u had demanded from me has been created!!
See, I kept my word *puffs out chest with pride :P*
hehe... I'm really spicing this up, aren't I ..as usual :D ??
anyhow... check it out now

http://straight4mthehorsesmouth.blogspot.com/2007/09/drumroll-dear-arpita.html
(the disp pic is to draw ur attention of course ;) )
PS. Rituuu as for the testi that u wrote me ............................................. I ..donot...know...what....to...say..to you... ...

EXCEPT...

WHAT ON EARTH IS 'MOOOOOOTS' :( :( ??? :D

(2 more days of FREEDOM .. !!)

Saturday, September 22, 2007

ABOUT ME- part 2

[the greatest tribute I can give to the sentiment in the verse below is by NOT EXPLAINING it! Btw, u see a SLAPSTICK in this picture below …]


Of Ratpacks, Wolfpacks and Slapsticks

An affirmative word,

A simple nod,

A “these-things-absurd

Make-you-prettily-shod”…

A thought for a spark,

A smirk at the inane,

Aiming the Higher mark-

Skipping the Shallow, the Vain…

Feet firm on the ground,

As they ought to be;

Each step profound,

An imprint to see…

Ages have passed,

the words still ring;

a mind unsurpassed-

none matched the wing.

Pearls retained from the Oeuvre;

Heartfelt blessings for each;

Solitary in this “genre”-

Compelled to screech….

Compelled….

And the knots breaking free;

Untangled the ropes ought to be…

Our Father, in heaven thou art;

Pray, set right the apple cart..

By….

An affirmative word,

A simple nod,

A “these-things-absurd

Make-you-prettily-shod”…

While one waits,

Look up the map,

And spot the Stick

And/or the Slap…!!

*who says Orkut is all evil—it has helped me remain sane this way, everytime…*

[when I uncovered a tiny little lie – (not tiny by my standards,though!) ..quite by a lucky chance]

"People may not be upset that you lied to them, but they may be upset that henceforth they can't believe you.. ”

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[pained by Plagiarism .. from the most unexpected quarters!]

Respect was ALL she ever gave you.

Pity you had to lose that too..

Ahhh… if only you had humbly returned her the basket,

after filching the fruit that SHE had gathered…

*shakes head in utter disappointment*

Only IF....

I guess that makes another Pack in the list—

the highnosed-Simian-packs…

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[On August15,2007]

AYE MERE WATAN KE LOGO…

Happy 61st Anniversary India!!
In the din of the celebratory drumroll and fanfare, an important message will be lost...
I think it's important that we hold up a mirror to our faces-- n pause to THINK.
recognize the man in my disp pic?? no??...
well, he was THE FACE of the bloody n heinous acts committed by 'US' in the Gujrat Riots...
a poor, common Indian..begging a mob of rioters...to be SPARED!!
crying .. with folded hands...
perhaps cursing his identity...
of being from community A/B ...
or worse....that of being AN INDIAN...
Happy Independence day, indeed!! ..
but before we hoist that flag tomorrow , n get swayed momentarily by pseudo-patriotic sentiments.... try to imagine, what DID become of this man??
Is he still alive?
What about his family-his wife(we wud never know...anyhow we all know, what was done to women is reprehensible enuff to melt down the camera lens )/ his kids/parents??
...
Did We kill Them all?
or did We spare THEM??(We=community A and They=Community B)
Or do we simply not care..??
Very true, u do have better things to read(esp: on Orkut!!)..
but this is not really about some abstract notion called "patriotism"...
it's about YOU---
how safe n secure as an Indian are you??
n how safe n secure your fellow Indians are, because of you??..
Gujrat-2 can happen anytime...
any moment..
ask
ur neighbour his/her opinion on THAT section of ur country's population, n u will perhaps get hair raising responses..
n u mite find urself wondering...

WILL I BE NEXT??...

PS. I wud say celebrate Independence Day by watching 'AMU'.
Happy Independence day :)
... n I will rephrase a well known quote by John F. Kennedy..

"think not whether you can be proud to have been born on Indian soil, think whether the soil would be proud to have given birth to you."

[In response to Kanchan’s complaints that she does not have an ear to hear her heart out.. like my Heena K, or my guardian angel of a sister J.. her profile had read something like .. “I too want an Echkay(read phonetic version of HK or heena K..) , I too want angel.. sob sob sob”]

Y does everythin inMyLifeBoilDown2-"SCREWED"!

Winky,Winky.. *shakes head*
do I look watered and fed??
I smiled a bit, though dunno why..
now, dont u cast an evil eye!!

So what if I got an ech kay..
she's not in my prison cell,nay!
Oh fine I got my Angel sis..
just 2 good things-all rest's amiss...!

mind you, I am stuck in Blunder-land..
a tiny brain- n no helping hand!..
pathetic, u know, when my heart flips..
My saving grace are "loo trips"..
where I drop a tear, or two sometimes..
a penance for some uncommitted crimes??

a smile was all i ever sought..
Ech Kay n di are all I got :(

While you simper, I only sigh..
don't u cast an evil eye :(

Winky, Winky *shakes head*
note these words, once wisely said:
(feel free to gimme a Wee-loo Buzz)
"a House-elf is , as a house-elf does" ;)

*New SP(R)EW Member Notification!!
Name: Heena K.
Nickname : Ech Kay
Occupation/Designation: House-elf

Other skills/interests/qualifications: Ragpicking

IDENTITY:FOBBY (Fred + Dobby)*

" I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?" - Rachel Karen Green to Monica Geller, F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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[a tiny tribute to life at JMC]

" Let there be no discrepancy between the lists that you give me and to the others. Let all the lists be the same. Let there be no confusion" - *nottakingnames ;*

CD n me :" Thou shalt be given the same list, Ma'am. Thy list would be the same :D "

a toast to my was-a-Guardian Angel....

I dun like this ... :(

No one to pick up things I drop/forget behind ..

No one to keep a check on my roll call...

n NO ONE to make my life a living hell.. or to help me make sense out of this messy affair!!

this is not fair!!!

Read this and fly on cloud nine CD .wenever u login that is ... :)

(I hope u need not be reminded Arps, as to who I’m referring to as CD and WHY!! )

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[during my end term exams—need I explain the context of the content ?? :P]

‘Rockbottom’ redefined

You know what,I had thought that I had hit rockbottom
when I had my first disastrous encounter with MBA..but nowwwww www....

THIS is rockbottom: __________

a....n.......d

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... HERE I AM !! :(


hey arps,ritu..I KNOW that u KNOW this is not an original one...
wat to do..I have run out of all originality :(
... dont worry tho.. m all :D these days.. :D :D

[this one is self explanatory… read: here, jaypeesee = JPC or Junior Placement Committee, referring to Swati D. J]

By popular Command(n demand),
tHE ROCKBOTTOM bit has been lifted (jaypeesee mortally threatened me,
HRH warned me against stealing her Drama Queen Tiara ;)
Gurgles/Winky Ma'am held up a mirror to me .. -tho how is Robby@rockbottom better than Winky@point of no return?? :D-
Arps n Ritu -- my pilllars of strength have been getting Hyper-activ(a) on the Ac tiva..
..
sooo here goes all I have to say....
"I promise, my sorrow wud show no trace..
im thrillled at being this waste-of-space.."

hehe, those who got it ..got it ;)
Arps, will do
ur blog thingy now that i have the time to breathe.. :D
Ritz has broken her leg :( ... told ya ...she was hyper-activa on her activa..plss wish her a speedy recovery in
ur hearts ...
..
okayy ..more later...
Bulletin ends thus for today..!


Un4getableQuotes from RRADSSS@JMC :D :D

Christy: (exasperated) Arrreyy Christy ko kya pata verma kaisa paper set karega!
Is question mein itna likhega toh kitna marks dega!!
Arrrrey Christy set karta hai paper?! Christy check karega?!!


Christy ko bolne mein hichkichawat(hesitation) ho raha tha …. :D


Oh
St. Peters’ Square.. was just like the Jalaa-yun wala BAG massacre..

(on being corrected) … Oh..watever… JAll-yun wala …
(on being corrected again) … Gen Dyer wala massacre…ALRIGHT?!!

Simi :Wahan se chalo, mujhe kooday mein jaana hai
(intending to walk upto the dustbin)

Tune mujhe dhakka GIRAYA?!
(upon colliding with me, n falling back)

Classic ones from the Hon’bls ..

**** : So, Kaaaahhnn—zeee-kwent-leee, on un-a-li-sisss, we fah-ind that…
*record stuck* we Fah-ind, we fah-ind that… every thing becums TAAAAP-SEEE TURRR-VEEE… :D


“mannat….Prim-vaaadaaa” … (taking a roll call –note: Priyamvada :D- this slayed me n smitha every morning

***I don’t think I can put up the rest here … this is too ‘public’ a forum :D***

just a tribute to RADSS@JMC.... Haven’t done this one properly tho…
the Saturday thing has got me in full swing :D

... signing off for now.... Shruti :D ...

*Drumroll* .. Dear Arpita....

Arpita: ur abt mes are a whole another story unto themselves!!!

Arpita: i told u to make a blog!!

me: arrrreeeeeee haan.. i know..

i have been trying to!

Arpita: then u can pile em all up and make a book--my life in azkaban...lol!!

me: but time hi nahin milta kasam se!!

lolz!!!

10:54 PM me: if i die before i can get it published n all..promise me u will do the needful!

Arpita: u bet!!:)”

That was just one of the many times the request was made…

Dear Arpita,

You must be amused at my choice of the name of this blog which would document all my ABOUT MEs. Well, you happen to be the one who pestered me into doing this .. you (and Ritu!) alone happen to be bothered with reading my About Mes regularly (u may have noticed, most of these are addressed to the pair of you)…

In fact, It’s almost a crazy thing to do—to compile and document my About Mes—already products of a Crazy exercise themselves!! .. but dunno why you find them worthy of being documented –in a BLOG to top it all !!.. (many wud be of the opinion that one-time reading of these is torture enough!)..

Although, personally I’m kinda moved (whatdotheycallit…

TOUCHED ,infact!!) by the kind of interest you have shown in my otherwise insipid, yawn-inspiring life :D .. but then you have always been like that haven’t you.. laughing at my non-humorous PJs even before I articulated them… being my Source of strength and half of my army in all my crusades over utter NON-ISSUES…

Anyhow.. I remembered my promise to you .. n utilized this small break from embeeay *shudder shudder –semi-paralysed* .. to compile as many about mes I could find(with the display pix -many are lost, somehow!) *u see, I thought since u were really intent upon making me do this .. n my days seem to be numbered, thanks to a phenomenon called MBA, procrastinating it further did not seem like a good idea..*

Dunno if this would serve as a fitting tribute to our errrm .. F.R.I.E.N.D.SHIP , but well.. this is all I have to offer right now,

in life..

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Happy re-reading J

[My first ever About Me on Orkut… now I can only cringe in embarrassment over the childishness that the tone in this one reeks of..]




The parameter by which I rate people is sincerity -in thought, speech,work and action..I particularly admire hardworking people though not becoz I'm one of them but because I wish I were...
Give me that and a good sense of humour and you're already ranked pretty high on my list!
Of course, Why would anyone bother about where they rank on "my" list...
That's a different isssue..

[First About Me dedicated to the cause of Presidential Elections.. the IIM Awareness Campaign *solemn look*]




Friends, Indians, Countrymen,

Lend me your ears, coz I have no other way to grab your attention-make u sit up and take notice, n therefore can only plead!!
President Kalam's term ends this July n the prospective candid8s being considered to step into HIS shoes are..errr BIG B!,Somnath Chatterjee, n Veerappa Moily!!..for those of you, who're going.."here's another pseudo-idealist" or..are done with reading this "OH-SO-BORING" stuff, well,trust me, the very fact of your existence as a fellow-Indian ("youth"), makes me cringe in shame n horror..so u better move over without further wasting my precious time..
For those of you, who "care"- those whose hearts bled with the medicos on the streets, those who sought Justice For Jessica, n those who have the guts to say .."I care"..
We're starting a small campaign -we're NOT just some "silly" APJ Kalam fans..but bcoz we know that he is one of the last rays of hope in this country. He is the man who has dared to be more than a RUBBER STAMP, has a "vision" ..that goes far beyond his own CHAIR, n is the one who dares to say "NO".
Our campaign( meaning mine and yours)..calls for no taking to streets, but just spreading the word--understanding n coveying to otehrs,the gravity of the situtaion..n making ourselves heard in preventing THEM from making a mockery of the sanctity of the RASHTRAPATI BHAWAN!!..WATCH THIS SPACE FOR MORE---remember, we too have college, are juggling between classes n r trying to make a career ..it's equally hard for all of us...but we REFUSE to work for a country that signs its international deals in the name of Mr. XYZ from Bhatinda, with 10 masala movies to his credit!!..would u?? Well, recently a fellow MBA aspirant refused to sign on our campaign sheet- wich is nothing but a mere show of solidarity- NOT A BINDING AGREEMENT!!- WHILE expressing solidarity with OUR cause(not his) ..with a tinge of sympathy as tho, HIS great President lives somewhere on Mars!! well,shame on the FUTURE MANAGERS of this great nation who cannot evrn show the guts to lend their voice to a NATIONAL CAUSE!!..of course u mite have other capable candid8s in mind, but to say..."I dont know n I dont care"..!! well remember, next time the government of
india passes a bill curtailing freedom of expression (bye bye ORKUT N BLOGS!!)..n Mr XYZ gleefully signs on it( it has happened during the EMERGENCY)..u shall have no right to complain--u surrendered it URSELF!!
visit the link below n sign in
ur vote http://www.petitiononline.com/apj/

plzz at least spread the word around!!
You can also join the following community:
Together we can and we will

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[This verse was written in an outburst of frustration at the indifference of many Indians -young and old alike, towards the cause of the re-election of President Kalam..or rather- protecting the sanctity of the Chair of the President of India. Mainly addressed to my batch mates in RKK.... on whom I had pinned the highest hopes n expectations...]

DoNotReaD…XXX Rated

Oopsss u shouldn't have made that click;
'twas a trap, my clever trick;
to make u sit up, n note one fact:
it's high time,friend,4 u to act...
For I've tried pleading,warning n threats-
but none of u bothers,aye,no one frets;
Why, u have hours to surf online,
reading all mundane ABOUT MEs' fine
you've ten communities on ur list-
"just joining" 'em won't sprain ur wrist!
But GOD FORBID! I ask of you,
to pause to "think",yes it's true:
How DARE I waste
ur precious time!
to 'sort out' issues is such a crime!!

Presidential elections are up, so u were told;
Kalam will be sacked,his chances are sold;
Silly me I thot, the GENTRY that's here,
would rack their brains-all i got was SNEER;
Very few worried about "WHO'S NEXT??"
Who's got time for the finer text??
They do a fine job widout you,
No? our "leaders that there are;
And wat can LOWLY u do,to the ones in heaven afar!!!
All BIG things done n said,
wat good can bring A WORD that's spread...
Fellow Indian, I cringe in Horror and shame,
at
ur double standards, n excuses lame....
But u know wat CRUSHED me all INSIDE??
Dear RKKians,now I know we LIED...
To others n ourselves, all along,
Oh! screw every grandiose 'plan' n 'song'..
I ask of u, i ask each one,
whatever happened to Seasons in the sun??
Was it just a fad, our "IDEALSIM TALK'?
We chose different paths 2 "praise" n "walk"...
Oh Know its jus not ENOUGH to FEEL,
U need to ACT,set rolling the wheel,
To THINK n ACT's not just "in fashion" ..
Wat good is a life sans constructive passion??.....
I'm still hopeful a thought u'll spare,
To come out in open to say "I CARE!"
visit the link below n sign in
ur vote http://www.petitiononline.com/apj/ ...n plzz at least spread the word around!!
You can also join the following community
Together we can and we will,
by clicking on the link below
http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=28443121 if u believe in the cause that is...

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[This was just a tribute to Francisco D’Anconia – one of the protagonists in Atlas Shrugged.. in my own understated rebellious manner]

"The most depraved type of human being... is the man without a PURPOSE"
-Francisco D'Anconia
(Atlas Shrugged)
I would beg to differ....
"The most depraved type of human being is one who measures his own happiness/success by using that of others as the yardstick.And one who blames his own failures on others' success"....Shruti F
Orkut does not have space for this so here goes...
My Favourite Quote(one of the smartest ever):
"It is not advisable James, to venture unsolicited opinions.You should spare yourself the embarassing discovery of their exact value to your listener"
- Francisco D'Anconia (again ;))

*I'm sorry ppl for this dampener...may not come home after all - this plan was doomed from the start- having originated in my stupid head*...~sobs uncontrollably~

[Kanchan’s Birthday.. my low cost, house-elfish greeting to a fellow ragpicking house-elf :D]

Robby is smiling Sir, very happy he is today ...
Robby, the House-elf is wanting to tell you something SIRs n MA'AMs:
He hasn't been given clothes yet, but is happy today... WINKY is having her b'day today(May 19),Sir. and Winky is giving Robby his IDENTITY sir..winky is being very wise Sir, wiser than Robby. She is telling him, " u is a house-elf robby(Ron+ Dobby, winky is sooo creative!)n will be doing what is suiting a house elf"
but, winky is also lettings him down, Sir...first she is telling him she is wanting CLOTHES too , now she is getting cold feet...she is saying,"Robby...Winky is a good house-elf, she is happy with her tea-cosy...Robby is to be doing the same"..Ahh...winky is hurting him always...
Robby maynot be a "good-er" house-elf Sirs, but he is being a good elf-friend...So I is asking you to wish Winky a very happy B'day...

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=1302530135460693671
..tho I is telling u ...winky is not liking strangers wishing her..nor is Robby !!..so just praying for winky in
ur heart will u Sir/Ma'am?
(robby hears,THEY-her masters is giving her a new tea cosy today!!)
...Robby is paying off Winky's debt this way Sir..Winky is wishing Robby on his B'day-she sents him a scaring music message which scares Robby out of his wits sir..
Robby is still liking Winky - she is the ONLY house-elf Robby is knowing in this city Sir..thts why.
Robby and Winky(and Winky's not-a-house-elf friend) is taking pains
to writing this blog u reading the link above sir....we asks u to read it sir...we is being very happy if u is doing so...we is doing it for ALL of us u know..

*Robby is not escaping from a mental asylum u know Sir...he is just *hic hic* high on Butterbeer and mineral water...not even tea sir...THEY is giving Robby tea cosy but not tea!!*

Is Winky liking robby's b'day greeting..? Robby is not caring...
Winky is too big for her dirrty tea-cosy

[I was really frustrated this day… dunno how my natural non-responsiveness got misconstrued as ARROGANCE by someone I could not even afford to be arrogant with—even hypothetically… again, hey.. arrogance was nevvver a word in my dictionary ..anyway!]

Someone wisely said:

"Be not disturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding" .. EASIER SAID THAN DONE HUH!!

Sorry arps, ritu..

nothing here this time...

*frustrated beyond all reason*

-- naah not MBA this time..

**frowns/folds arms**

THIS IS NOTT FAIR...!!

[Beating homesickness (home=jodhpur) during the Summer break..]

Nothing very consequential happening in life these days...so here are some of my all time favourite real life quotes from RKK:

"Gass.. gass... Keep Gassing.."
- Mr. M (playing Mr.
Mysterious in the comp lab)

" Kintu, Parantu, But aur Lekin...."
- Moonface(this was his takiyakalam)
"I will not repeat this again...and ..again and again..."
-Moonface again,defiling the sanctity of the word "repeat"

"Arrrreey Betaaa...aap ke liye toh main stage laga deta hoon--jake naach lo. AB padhai karke kya teer maar loge.."
- Prof Snape (king of sarcasm to me, wen i ws cribbing abt Exam Sysllabus)

" Omg! I
Kent beleevit" -
(don't frown Arps) --u no who...
-Prof. Vector ;)
"Awlraaaeeet...*as nasal as nasal can get*...question KAHming to youuuu...get crackkingg"...

-----no guesses *solemn look*

"Plss understand S$#%@, you are always in MY EYES " ;)
-- Phy teacher No. #$% wen asked by the girl "Sir, why are you always aftr my life- of all ppl!!"

"I throws the ball...the ball going....going...GONE!!"...
- SAME GUY...teaching Projectile motion

"arrre betaaaa....Dash laga ke likho...."

"fine betaa if thts what u wish. I'll tell u only one thing :
Goto hell betaaa!!" (can u beat that!! Neha got this..)
- Snape again..

"Kapteeen , Vice Kapteeen saawdhan"
*dil dehla dene wali whistle*- PowerHorn Sir..(Oooh temme u got that)...

this one:
Lab Asst. : C'mon class 9, P Sir is waiting for u in the class
*class moving reluctantly*
S$%^#: thank u sir..aaj aapne humko uthaya hai, kal bhagwaan aapko uthayega.."

these quotes have meaning only for the RKK-ians esp: the senti ones like US...
the GOOD ones of course cant go here...had to be censored...
wat else...*looks arnd lazily*
time flies eh...??
well it soooo is not doing that these days...!! *grunt*
can boredom be fatal i wonder...
Ah...well read the papers in a few days n u'll know....

watch this space for more (I do have nothing better to do, u c..)

** RKK-IANS, hope the disp name rings a bell .

Look at Me !! I am the Court Jester at IMI L

What have I done to deserve this!!...

See… my hunch was right!! They picked me for their Management course only coz :

Every class needs an official court jester right?? (however reluctant n unwilling…just somebody who can be MOCKED AT for their abysmally low IQ levels..n all other low stds..)

Sooo enterrrr ME L


A Day in the life of a MISFIT:

Day one… slept thru two classes ..right in the Profs’ faces--- prompting them to launch into sermons abt how “MBAs cant afford luxury sleep..” while I SLEPT merrily… in beatific oblivion of the fact that other people had OPEN EYES n they were watching…

Day two… reached late for first class… preferred to make a dignified exit myself, to being kicked out…so SKIPPED the first lecture on the very second day of college…

(the taunts abt my SLEEP DEFICIT wont stop for a longg time..)

Day 3…late for first class again .. the stupid Pepsi bottle saga to top it!!..

N then of course, one fiasco after another in the classroom ….

CASE STUDIES… L .. such a drag!! … what have I landed myself into!!

A course in MISMANAGEMENT is more like my cup of tea!.. not THIS!!!

But I guess the fate is stamped, sealed.. n DONE !! … maybe my purpose in life was just this: to make others feel better abt themselves by looking down at where I am !!

Two long years to go?? Aaaaaaaaannnn… God plss see me through this…

[the night the Graduation results were out :D]




Welcum US Aboard, comte, weber, durkhiem et al

We are officially a part of ur clan now...

'THE SOO-SEE-AW-LUH-GISTS'

Aaaahhh...still can't get over the

'SOCILOGISTS' COCKTAIL PARTY'

*All are here....Mrs. Durkheim-- where are u ??

:( .. I'm on the verge of commiting Egoistic Suicide--or wud tht be Altruistic --i will surely do the world a favour by BECOMING HISTORY u know..oh watever ..im talking crap as usual*

# Lost in her own Pattern Variables# - Mrs. T. Parsons

** have given it a decent closure- on the blog i mean...didnt like leaving it hanging

http://toomanycooksrefinethebroth.blogspot.com/

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but then it's human aint it??>>

[the above was an extension of that frustration at being misunderstood]

[This was my helpless response to the first ‘Party’ at IMI]

>> "I see it as being a part of the society's rebellious n reckless immaturity".... *truer words were never spoken..but THAT once..God bless the Speaker..*<<

[my weird encounter with Real Politik (Politics) – n highly coded response to it in the form of this about me, as usual]

Ray-al-paw-lee-teek! *Eeeks..*

Robby is comings back here Sir/Ma’am.. he is always coming
when he is not likings his elfish life one bit.
Robby is not knowing where to find an elf-ear, Sirs/Ma’ams
(Wobby Sir/Winky Ma’am, u is beings beezee cementing ;) in ASK-A-BAN no.1)
non-elfs not speaking elfish Sir, they is not understanding Robby’s pain…
Masters (They No. 1 to 5, Winky ma’am) is asking Robby to doing things that is not suitings a House-elf Ma’am.. They is asking him to be wearings a Bee-zee-ness Suit Sir..wen all Robby is wanting to wear is his dirty old tea cosy!!..

Robby is wanting to join SP(R)EW to be happy with fellow house-elf-like-creatures… but he is finding Ray-al-Paw-lee-teek there too!!

And ..and.. ohh Robby is being reminded of Sir Fudge and Sir Scrimegour and Umbridge Ma’am ..for many reasons .. wen all he is wantings is a set of house-elf tasks to do…

Robby will laugh his way to being Avada Kedavra-ed by Them Sir/Ma’am..
But they is beings cruel and is using the Cruciatus Curse :( …Which He is not likings at all!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn…
Robby is wanting CLOTHES!!!... Set Robby FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Once upon a time, there lived a happy child...
until THEY fed her a bottle of poisoned honey ..(read: MBA )
... and she hasn't smiled since. Period.

[HK = Heena K. .. fellow Potterhead/RKKian .. n my chem. Lab partner...need I say more!! .. moved to Delhi recently]

HK is BACK!! n HOW!! :D...

**
[The day I accidently discovered that AYN RAND had been in an extra marital relationship with her own student – an Objectivist…and that this relationship was acknowledged and accepted by the spouses of both—ALL OBJECTIVISTS themselves!!]

I-ine Rand.. another Let downer ?? confused/hurt/mind=a tabula rasa

"Do you know my greatest reward for 'The Fountainhead?' You." (Ayn Rand to Nathaniel Branden) **

Dont I have enuff let downers already!!!

Ms. Rand.... I know u wud care a fig about MY opinion of u..
In fact, I dont evn have one..
but wud still ask...
W-H-Y...???**


[The day I finished reading Half-blood Prince .. breaking the infamous, self-imposed Oath of Abstinence from Harry Potter. Albus Dumbledore’s death was a serious blow!! .. ]

“Severus….please…” *shudder*

The Last words of THE MAN … whom we all (the non-muggles I mean) look up to for EVERYTHING… still send a shiver down my spine!! Ddore PLEADING L

The Role Model for ADULTS n aspiring ADULTS —a man GREATER than every lay person by every standard: be it intellect, wisdom, talent with tons of humility, feet firmly on the ground, AN OPEN MIND, an eye for talents other than the “OBVIOUS,CONVENTIONAL” ones, an amazing sense of humour, child like innocence,

Every word uttered by Professor Dumbledore is Gospel truth for many of us!!

Which is why….we trusted his faith in HIM!! Like Mc Gonagall, we all thought that there was some iron clad reason, n we knew somehow it cudnt be wrong!!

Dumbledore’s judgement cud not be questioned!!!

N YETTT!! .. did he falter, when he trusted HIM?? His belief in the innate goodness of man – did it let him down??..(No, we still cannot believe this, can we!! There’s got to be an explanation!!)

PS: He died saving the morons like Fudge, Scrimegour who wud simply never listen to him!! Only if they had, in time…

N He died saving Malfoy’s neck!! What the heck :x !! if HE is not a KILLER at heart, then WHO IS!!

The only funny excerpt from HBP:

“"Do you remember me telling you we are practising nonverbal spells, Potter?", glowered Snape
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

**

“Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

“It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities”

"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”

“To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

- Albus Dumbledore

[On the occasion of I termed as the Black Day- the day Congress Candidate Pratibha Patil stepped into the Shoes of Dr. Kalam ..or Our Kalam Sir. This was addressed to Kanchan- who seemed a little disillusioned and dejected – just as I was.. of course, she callously brushed aside my toast to her with a “ I am NOT dejected/disillusioned, just ANGRY!’ tone :D Note: For the uninitiated, IIMs= Ignited Indian Minds .. our awareness campaign which came into existence for the cause of protecting the sanctity of the office of the president of India…]

Winky ma’am, look here .. *a toast* hav sum butterbeer..

Robby Sir is back, SIRs and Ma’ams… he is always comings back, when YOU/THEY is

Is makings him doing it..

And ahhh..winky ma’am being forcing him to speaking up again(I missed u only-ier gurgle, wen the bomb was dropped!!)…

You see Sir/Ma’am, both the house elves is now coming to accepting the fact tht IT’S NOT EASY in a nation of house-elves to attempt a S.P.E.W(u is being the only one who is getting this, ma’am..) ..for them house elves are HAPPY with their dirty tea cosies…

Or they is simply not caring, Sir!! – “born a house elf n will die one- the mark of every I-N-D-I-A-N”

But I is raising a public toast to you Winky… the spent tears.. the exasperation…the running around … the elf-ing in general..it is not goings down the drain ma’am..

CONSCIENCE (The Masters is giving Robby Sir a BOOK OF FANCY WORDS -watdodeycalit- for Xmas ma’am..) was stirred.. .. many elves is now KNOW-ing AND CARE-ing(his good elf frnds is being telling him so)!!... those on the Dark Side ..is n will always beings there , is not they??

*a tumblerful of bubotuber pus on them :X*..

It is one step at a time ma’am, next time, we is being not-so-elfish ma’am…n the next time is everytime…all the time!!...

CONSTANT VIGILANCE as impostor Moody Sir is always tellings ma’am..

It is NOT being over ma’am…I was being thinking so too—wen my elf-ish heart was being breaking ma’am..*Kalam sir sayings a firm NO*..

But now I is tellings you—it is NOT being over!!

“IIMs will never DIE..

next time, if not this year…

on that note, I raise a toast,

here, have some butterbeer”

-Robby The Liberated House Elf …(MBA-ing these days… breaking all codes of elf-ish decency!!)

[Before the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!]


Alright... this is it...
the coundown has begun...as many HP fanatic-orkutters ;) have been trumpeting since the past one month...
(hehe..but i got the best disp pic huh?? ... ritu..btw, urs is better than arps' ..she's got a very DARK one...)
just 4 days to go...!!!!!
omg..it's almost frighteningly unbelievable...
so many unanswered questions...
too many .."hows", "whys" .."but..what ifs.."... it's painfully addictive isn't it...!!!
...but plss..this is a very public appeal to ALL OF YOU...
PLSS DONOT REVEAL ANYTHING FROM THE BOOK... NOTHING AT ALL..THX TO SOME PPL (READ: U, only-ier one, n HK :x) my HBP was ruined...
plss donot DISCUSS A WORD ABT THE BOOK ... BEFORE I PUBLICLY DECLARE...THAT I KNOW--THAT I HAVE READ IT--- ps.. i will be reading a passed on book this time again :(..plss understand..
plsss...im begging with outstretched arms..if u dont co -operate ..al have to cut myself off from Orkut for a whole week!!

Shilpi..im sry abt the "sirus" thingy... n beg
ur pardon...
wont do such things ever again..
it was a rotten thing to tell u , who dies ..so much for my cheap thrills!!!

alright... so ...
we wait...with baited breath...
in the hope that.. ..
Potter will live..
Snape killed Ddore on HIS orders.....n that he IS NOT on the dark side...
n WHAT NOT...
**harry is not a horcrux btw--i can bet on tht...


... (Dominique??--what parallels?? *heartbroken... *... I hate the sound of her!!)
....
** have given it a decent closure- on the blog i mean...didnt like leaving it hanging
http://toomanycooksrefinethebroth.blogspot.com/

[just another about me :D]

** joke of the century...
can u imagine ME talking on Self-MANAGEMENT?? ... well such miracles do happen @ IMI--where i lead a life of struggle as a MISFIT :(

[had deleted most sections od my profile, out of sheer uninterested frustration]


on a silence retreat..
but last time i went all BLANK , too many "friend requests *throws up*" from STRANGERS poured in.
So, if u r a stranger- with no "strict business" here....kindly donot scrap/add me ... n save urself the otherwise embarassing consequences ..
God bless.

[Finished reading Detahly Hallows]

Done reading Deathly Hallows....
Overcome with a whole lot of emotions .. !!
WORDS fail me .. n thats saying something...
will update this space once I regain my composure n coherence...!!
** arps,
ur earnest request/warning for a blog on ME *shakes head* has been registered, but i think that can wait... i need to do HP first!!
until i get time to put my emotions into words... lemme put the link 2 urs for the benefit of our fellow potter heads.. :D

http://www.orkut.com/ViewFeed.aspx?feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Farpita1586.wordpress.com%2Ffeed%2F&uid=13994057036161641248

gotto do a bit of embeeayy for now... wil be here ASAP with sumthing GOOD!!

WobbySir,PrissyU ish?Robby=MentalyChallenged

[The display name was because Wobby Sir/Winky Ma’am/KAnNOTchan/Kanchan.. told me that she was being labeled as “prissy” at the place she calls her Ask-a-ban (reference to the horrible prison in the Wizarding world, Azkaban).

As for the about me, I was going crazy about Professor Snape…

His character as it comes out in the final book.. this was a tribute to him.. I composed a verse on one of the most interesting scenes in the book…]



WARNING: POTTERHEADS WHO HAVENT YET READ THE BOOK.. MY PROFILE IS FULL OF HP SPOILERS..SO LAY OFF !!

A toast..to the Fall guy
... who really was the TALL Guy!!


“ ‘For HIM?’, He croaked, and swung it so-
His wand; and out flew the Doe.
he watched, through the half-moon eyes..
at The One, who had ‘paid a price’..
stirred he was, sombre and sublime;
softly he asked, “after all this time..?”..

the Doe glided across, till she lost His gaze…
fiercely-tender, He breathed , “Always……”

- --- says the Free Rider, who never rode FREE(read: me)...alas...

aaaaaaahhh....!
that scene which will remain etched in my heart for ever and ever...
forgive me :( arps n ritu ..
but i have to get it "out of my system".. the others just need to hurry up with reading the book dont they :x !!
but coding it in poetry, is the best thing I could do...
cannot contain it anymore...
anyhow..those who DONOT KNOW...will not KNOW...
*
ur Black= my Snape !! ..*
n heena echoes my sentiment mind you.... :D
a toast to the Anti-Hero...
to The Half Blood Prince...!!

(note: how I earned the tag of a Freerider is an interesting story unto itself!!... one of my display names was.. “The Freerider who never rode free” :P )

By the way, pardon the coded, cryptic manner of writing

….. as I have told you many times before Arps, the best part about writing these about mes is… it is a good cathartic exercise wherein I can pour my heart out..while ensuring that the junta is not really privy to my personal life